mattisbollywood:

his eyes are wide in horror at the thought of another sweaty farty big mcdonalds patron rumpus dropping itself upon his face

he lives a constant torture

he has no mouth

but he must scream

(Source: theoreticalblogspot)

PERFECT

(Source: pramp)

my disney princess dsfhjdsb

askjackwhite:

Delicious.

oh my god

I was just eating dinner with my family.
My grandpa started talking about how Luis Miguel was playing at a casino and he wanted to go.
My grandma replied with, “I wouldn’t see that pendejo even if they gave me the tickets for free….but Pitbull’s coming to Sea World!”.

biebers-butthole:

werk that cute ankle bracelet

oh my GOD

(Source: imcuteunot)

❝White famously doesn’t own a cellphone, but he isn’t the Luddite he’s often made out to be. He has an iPod; he knows how to Skype. His friend Conan O’Brien says he’ll occasionally e-mail to say he laughed at a tweet.❞